My friend shares with me and I could not resist sharing this with you- Enjoy!

SENIOR WEDDING AT THE VILLAGES IN FLORIDA
 
 Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in
‘The Villages’ in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get 
married.
 
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass 
a drugstore and they decide go in.
 
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes”
 
 
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
 
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
 
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
 
Jacob: “How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
 
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
 
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for 
Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
 
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
 
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
 
Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure, how can I help you?
 
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
2018-10-28T02:50:04+00:00Aging, Entertaining, Love|
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