January 2009 - Aging But DANGEROUS!
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SNIPPET-BOXING

Laundry is such a drag—but rejoice—soap for intelligent people (who enjoy humor), is here.  Oxydol  has upgraded the entire laundry process a notch or two—it’s the box—it’s hysterical.  Indulge yourself in prose for the fastidious, submit to the squeaky clean wit put...

GOOD VIBRATIONS

Discussing sex is a slippery slope.  If you are offended by the public mention of the word orgasm or disgusted by the thought of actually enjoying sex with yourself (or enhancing it with your partner)—then STOP—read no more.  (Mom—this is just an article—don’t panic.)...

ISLA MUJERES, MX—VISITED

As you exit the ferry from Cancun on Isla Mujeres, stay calm, keep your expectations in check, connect with the tranquility of the gulf (at that point you are in the Gulf of Mexico) and head for Lancheros restaurant, the first door north (if they had doors) of the...

SNIPPET

“You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die or when.  You can only decide how you’re going to live.  Now.” – Joan Baez      

PARTY DOWN — Part III

Never underestimate the power of lighting We’ve all been to a party in a room that was lit up like a surgical suite. It just doesn’t feel good to know the person you’re talking to can see every pore in your face.  Low, romantic lighting makes everybody look better and...