March 2011 - Aging But DANGEROUS!
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CRACKING UP

ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.  A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color...

THE REAL POOP

Disgusting doesn’t even begin to describe my first line of thinking when I heard Steve Martin tell a story about a colonoscopy party that he, Martin Short, Tom Hanks,(and someone that I can’t remember), had participated in.  Yuck!  What were they thinking?  I always...

THAT TASSELED LOOK

Tassels are the big, hot accessory trim item for Spring and Summer 2011 The first time I visited New Orleans I saw a woman who had attached tassels to both of her breasts and could make them simultaneously go in opposite directions.  Quite an impressive feat!   Not...