January 2014 - Aging But DANGEROUS!
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Married 50 Years – Priceless

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl....

I Lost My Glasses

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time, like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of...